Soul Screaming Pop Culture: Why Lanterns a great show despite its writers’ room

Lanterns, episode 5 is being hailed as the best of one yet, and it is great…BUT.

I can’t help but wonder why this show is so addictive despite the best efforts of the writers room to derail it. Let’s explore, shall we?

There is an ongoing dichotomy between the characters’ actions and their dialogue. And a second dichotomy between what the show presents and what the members of the writers’ room say publicly about it.

Weird.

The writers’ room would have us believe that Hal Jordan is—to greater and lesser degrees—a tired, burned out, old, jealous, privileged, racist, pan sexual loser. But his actions on the show demonstrate that Hal is focused on the 2016 case of four dead aliens in Rushville, Nebraska, and has been on it since 1996, when he assigned his ring-self to keep an eye on the area because he knew it was only a matter of time before things popped off there.

That’s not tired, burned out, etc. That’s a space cop doing his job well.

The writers’ room would have us believe that Hal Jordan is mean and cruel and not teaching John Stewart anything about being a Green Lantern because he is a tired, burned out, old, jealous, privileged, racist, pan sexual loser. And yet they put clues in the show that flips that frequently promoted perception. Actually, Hal strikes out at cruel and mean people throughout the show (see the bar patrons, the jailed alien time bomb, the Stewarts.

I better explain that last one.

We see Hal in the Stewart home before John gets to his parents, even though John rushes right home to tell them he got the GL job. What is not shown is what absolutely must be true; Hal was informed that the Guardians were looking to replace him, and found out about John soon enough to do research on who he was, his family background, and get there to see them first hand to make his own assessment. That’s GL level work right there.

The writers room seems to want us to believe that when he visited the Stewart home, Hal Jordan/Green Lantern missed that ascending line of bullet holes in the garage, and didn’t make small talk with the Stewarts like he did with the pool-playing bar patrons and the arrested alien football fan, and the Macons, and the Sheriff, and the towns folk. The writers’ room seems to want us to believe Hal didn’t employ the same Columbo-esque technique he did in every one of those previously mention encounters.

Bah.

Hal Jordan doesn’t miss a thing. And he made a quick assessment with his gut.

Despite what was taken as a white privileged assessment of the Stewarts as “mid-west Huxtables” if we look at the year he delivered that backhanded compliment—2016—we know the Bill Cosby sexual predator scandal blew up in 2014-2015, tainting any reference to the Huxtables. In this context, Hal is doing what he’s done throughout this show, saying what he means with a smile. He’s accusing the Stewart’s of looking like the perfect family (you know, like the Huxtables) while having a dark secret. Having seen the abusive, troubling way they raised John (which he himself terms “crazy” in his interview for the GL job), we all know Hal is right.

The irony here is that Tom King knew going into the writers room that Hal Jordan was confronted about his white privilege over 55 years ago, and embarked on one of the most classic runs in comics to reteach himself about his own and his country’s deep flaws, which led to John Stewart becoming a Green Lantern, among other things.

from Green Lantern #76, published February 19, 1970

Knowing all of this going into the writers’ room, how did Tom King not reject Hal leaping out of a moving car for the second time this season so it would crash into a pole with John Stewart in it sans power ring? Unless they are going to do the whole Parallax saga in the final three episodes of this season, this is not the behavior of the Hal Jordan we’ve known for more than half a century.

Has Hal suffered from the last half century’s sexism and racism creeping into his comics? Almost every comic character has, and thankfully, they have been allowed to progress. Until in this TV series. But only sometimes.

Weird.

The car accident is picked up in episode five, with Hal walking over to the wreckage, seeing John Stewart trapped in there, and both apologizing for the crash (supposedlyy because Hal can’t trust John anymore because he withheld knowledge that Zoe is the Manhunter). Also during this same odd visit, Hal tells John Green Lanterns “don’t kill people” then leaves John in an already smoking car wreck where John, very much a person in Hal’s eyes, could die. He does this very soon after declaring that Green Lanterns don’t kill people.

The logic of Hal’s characterization in this scene defies logic.

Weird.

And then Hal goes through town looking for Zoe the Manhunter despite being asked again to leave town. This request comes from Sheriff Kerry Kane after she empties her gun twice at him. She warns that townspeople will die and confirms she owes Zoe for performing a miracle for her (my guess is Noah). Hal offers to fly Kerry and Noah to safety. Kerry says she’s not leaving, this is her home, and asks Hal to leave. Hal says, “I can’t do that,” not because he’s a tired, burned out, old, jealous, privileged, racist, pan sexual loser, but because he’s a hero who has been watching Rushville for a decade knowing some form of this chaos was coming.

And then he faces off against that overwhelming, three-sided chaos. Alone. Like a space cop High Noon.

One side is Antaan and his body bombers. Some want to say Hal brought them to town, endangering everybody. Nope. He was watching for their arrival or the Manhunters arrival, or some similar threat for ten years because that’s what Green Lanterns do.

And he faces off against Macon’s militia, an entire town armed to protect Zoe the Manhunter because she benefited them. Online, Hal is being called selfish for endangering the townsfolk, but who is selfish, the Green Lantern ready to take on a three-sided threat of impossible odds to save as many townspeople as possible or that entire town wanting to salvage their exclusive healthcare package by serving an alien’s desire to see Hal dead? And Hal still saved as many of them as he could. Wow, that’s selfish.

Yet the writers’ room isn’t out here defending Hal.

Weird.

The final part of the trifecta of chaos is Zoe herself. Want to talk about selfish? She let John burn just so she could save him so he would owe her his allegiance. She let him burn. His whole body. Just so she could do what she did to Macon, to Sheriff Kerry, to the whole town. So who is really selfish in this show?

The writers’ room would have us believe John developed feelings for Zoe the Manhunter. They actually wrote in the script that a Marine sniper who kept a gun trained on an arms dealer’s front door for nine months, remaining disciplined enough to stay fit on a diet of bugs and berries, would lower his weapon at someone he’s very sure is a suspect if not the actual Manhunter (at this point) just for some nookie, fully aware that Sheriff Kerry armed him because people would be coming to kill him and Hal.

That’s not John Stewart.

The John Stewart we’ve come to know from comics and animated series for the past half century doesn’t let his guard down. Our John Stewart is the one who tells Zoe the Manhunter what she wants to hear. In bed. And on the operating table. He even jokes despite burns to his full body that the deal’s off if she heals him into white skin just. He does this to keep her off balance, already knowing he was going to employ all his sniper skills to end her.

That’s our John Stewart.

The dichotomy of those incongruous portrayals of John Stewart in the same season of the same show, sometimes in the same episode is…

Weird.

Hal’s getting dissed online for “recklessly letting his ring’s power drain during the town battle. Nope. He’s busy trying to save as many of the townsfolk as possible. He shields whole portions of the townspeople from Zoe the Manhunter’s red lasers that already destroyed buildings. That drains his ring’s power even though he’ll need it to fight the towns people he’s saving, and Antaan’s crew, and Zoe the Manhunter. Once again, what Hal does is not reflective of what the writers room want us to believe about him being a tired, burned out, old, jealous, privileged, racist, pan sexual loser.

And once he’s got Zoe the Manhunter handcuffed (not killed because GL’s don’t kill) he fights heroically when the townsfolk repay his efforts by attacking him with the black clouds, again showing he’s not a tired, burned out, old, jealous, privileged, racist, pan sexual loser as he takes them all on with fists and ring power and quick thinking that has him snatch up goggles so he can see through the black smoke, clock Antaan ticking down to detonation, and hurricane his ass away from the town before Antaan can blow up the people trying to kill Hal from every side.

Yeah, damn selfish of him. He’s such a tired, burned out, old, jealous, privileged, racist, pan sexual loser.

When Hal sees that Zoe the Manhunter cut her own hand off to escape, and his power is down to five percent, he uses a helicopter (he is a pilot) to go recharge so he can recapture her. Instead, John delivers a much deserved beat down to Hal (at least the out-of-character Hal who left him in the car). But he doesn’t kill Hal. That’s when John’s true character is demonstrated.

For his part, Hal fights back, but never uses the ring against John, which would have allowed him to win this fight easily. That’s true Hal. Instead, when Zoe the Manhunter sends her red lasers to kill them both, Hal uses the last of his ring’s power to save them both, despite the beat down. Is this the actions of a tired, burned out, old, jealous, privileged, racist, pan sexual loser? Nah. It’s a Green Lantern doing what is right.

John leaves Hal beaten and disappears into the chaos. Hal understands why and even tells Zoe when she comes to kill him. She gloats, asking Hal, “Why would John leave you here for me?” Hal smiles with bloodied lips. “As bait.” Zoe turns, sees John with his sniper rifle because, as the sheriff told us, Zoe the Manhunter can see everything. And she smiles, sure her charm will get him to lower his weapon again.

But John knows he isn’t looking at the Zoe he was intimate with twice, he’s seeing the Manhunter, the architect of all this chaos. And he puts a bullet right through its brain. Then he goes to her and cuts out her heart. When that heart crystallizes, John is sure, and has completed his journey from the chain-of-command obeying automaton his parents and the Marines trained to the independent thinking hero worthy of the mantel of Green Lantern.

But John also knows those taking up that mantle are beholden the Guardians. And he knows what they have done to maintain their control of that powerful army of space cops. So he delivers the heart, the lantern, and the ring, and rejects it all, walking away his own man.

That is terrific storytelling despite all the writers’ room weirdly trying to derail it.

How is it still a great show with all the ancillary oddness the writers keep adding in or saying in interviews?

Over half a century of outstanding characters evolving beyond writer and societal limitations will rise above such weird flaws. Hal Jordan, John Stewart, and next week, Guy Gardner, are just a few of the indomitable figures of modern American mythology. And that is what mythological figures do, they point the way to ascension, to evolution, to becoming our better selves.

Even Hollywood can’t completely derail that power.

Posted in writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Bob & Grace

BOB: The president says all this country needs is a smart president to rein in AI.

GRACE: Then we should get one.

Posted in #humor #currentevents #AI #president, writing | 1 Comment

Do you know Flinch Books?

Here’s a link to a bunch of cool modern pulp:

https://flinchbooks.com/books/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAUSNRFwZG9mBWZkaWQWUORes87v7ErWR_Mtj8yTRMPIPmh3UWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR5p_r1D7lNWcFv0bPVK1G1kyfu-139yOaTW9NNxVXIqYbKPH8zVpjuMi2nBpQ_aem_bB9kbnZOWz5-idaAFN5vzQ

Posted in writing | Leave a comment

Cover reveal!

Here’s the cover art for the upcoming novel-in-stories project The Fight Never Ends! Art by Christy Aldridge. Available for preorder soon.

Posted in # thrillers, #adventure, #amwriting, #Blackjack, #pulp, #reading, Bobby Nash, Captain Zero, digital publishing, Domino Lady, ebook publishing, fiction, Grim Death, independent publishing, pop culture, Sally the Secretary, Secret Agent-X, The Gunmaster, The Heap, The Moon Man, writing | Leave a comment

A 9/11 Remembrance

I want to be clear. I didn’t lose someone on 9/11, but on Wednesday I was thinking of how it would feel today, all these years later, for someone who did.

This poem was the answer that arrived.

I hope it helps.

Posted in 9/11, writing | Leave a comment

What Everyone is Missing About Lanterns – We’ve been Columboed

For four episodes now, influencers and commentators and YouTube talking heads have been trashing Hal Jordan, saying he’s old, bitter, an asshole, a drunk.

They are all wrong.

Hal Jordan is not old, he’s experienced in a crucial way that people are missing.

He’s not bitter, he’s watching everyone and making assessments lightning quick in the moment and enacting plans before anyone else catches on to him.

He’s not an asshole, he’s playing everyone with an act that conceals exactly how deep and thoughtful and heroic his actions are.

See, Hal doesn’t care about being a hero, doesn’t give a damn about acting or looking the part. He does what is right, what is needed, and being perceived as washed up lets him do that more efficiently than anyone else involved.

For example, he’s not a drunk, he’s using the smoke and mirrors of claiming to drink all the time, and being “found” in bars and strip joints as a way serve justice as he sees it needs to be done. He’s not a role model for the world like Superman. He’s a space cop whose beat includes Earth.

He’s Columbo, the famous 1970’s TV detective who played a buffoon, appearing baffled right up to the moment he arrested the guilty and explained the whole case brilliantly.

That’s right, Hal Jordan, Green Lantern is Space Columbo.

Hal Jordan, Space Columbo. And the 1970’s Columbo. Similarities abound.

And everyone is too busy judging Hal and tearing him down to see what he’s actually doing. That was Columbo’s specialty every episode.

The Venn diagram between these two is almost a full circle:

  • both avoid their official uniforms unless absolutely necessary, opting instead for rumbled, worn out clothes that present an unimpressive visual to those with whom they interact, encouraging negative judgments;
  • both behave in ways designed to annoy; they suggest shoddy unprofessionalism, the better to be underestimated;
  • each embraces uncouth habits—drinking for Hal, cigars for Columbo—which re-enforces a sense of annoying unprofessionalism, perhaps even a loser addict sensibility;
  • both investigators never seem to be investigating although nothing escapes them;
  • each will act surprised or distracted while gathering information and evidence;
  • and both will act with surprising efficiency when the moment warrants it.

Hal Jordan wasn’t drunk in a strip bar when that government official let slip the location of the arms dealer. He planted himself there because he knew that official’s appetites, then plied said source with drink and shop talk up to the moment he gave up the criminal’s location. It is reported that Hal immediately dropped the act and sped to said location. Once there, he demonstrated extremely fast, clear efficiency that would have been impossible if he had been inebriated. In seconds, he encased the thugs in a bubble so they couldn’t shoot him, destroyed the mansion so they had nowhere to hide and no access to bigger weapons, then swept up the bad guy that at least two governments were allowing to roam free, and flew off, dropping him very publicly at Guantanamo, forcing the U.S. to act. Why? Because it was the right thing to do.

By the way, he did all this with no knowledge of John Stewart’s existence, let alone his sniper assignment. What the military did in response (meaning to cover up their involvement) is not Hal’s responsibility—he did what they didn’t, he brought the criminal to justice.

What supports all of this supposition? Hal’s behavior in the Rushville bar. He isn’t drunk there, he’s annoying, on purpose, and in multiple ways.

He is annoying to John Stewart as part of his plan to push his trainee to think on his own, not the way his parents or the military trained him to think. Hal suspects John Stewart is being molded into an unthinking soldier, and he knows that will get a good man killed. Hal believes it is his responsibility to prevent that from happening.

And Hal is annoying to the bar patrons to cause a fight so he can get arrested and there by being placed closer to that alien he suspects is a danger to the entire town. And while his plan seems dumb, it puts events in motion that eventually place him across a table from said alien, allowing Hal to reveal him for what he is and, once the alien self-detonates, save the town from destruction.

He does all this while maintaining the disrespect of just about everybody, Columbo-style.

By his own design, Hal Jordan comes across as a burned out sloppy loudmouth wise ass has been, just like Columbo did every week in the 70’s. Meanwhile, Hal is ahead of everyone in figuring out what is actually going on in Rushville and with John Stewart, partially because his “gut it never wrong” and partially because he’s the most observant person in the room. Just like Columbo.

Yes, the Sheriff seems ahead of him for awhile but she has information and perspective she’s not sharing with him. He finds out anyway.

Yes, Macon seems to have the upper hand as far as firepower and clout, but that is mostly because Hal has chosen to do little if anything with the ring so far. To paraphrase Hal, use of the ring is the whole show, so giving away how much he can do before it needs to be done helps no one. Once again, he underplays his hand, Columbo style.

And yes, John Stewart seems designed to be a better Green Lantern than Hal, but only if you perceive the job as requiring a paramilitary yes man. Actual Green Lanterns are most often working alone far from back-up. The job literally demands independent thinking, an indomitable will, and the courage to overcome all fear, three things John has not been trained for…until he starts working with Hal Jordan. Every slight Hal deals him is tailored to force John to reassess what he thinks he knows, his self-perception, his definition of what is right beyond what his orders are.

John doesn’t seem to get this yet, but he does recognize that he’s being lied to by almost everybody. Once he finally puts it all together for himself, Hal style, he’s going to be a formidable Green Lantern indeed.

And that is what Hal’s been training John for throughout this whole case…Columbo style.

Oh, and, uh, just one more thing: that is what everyone is missing about Lanterns.

Posted in writing | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

In brightest day or darkest night, no IP challenge shall escape my sight…

This Sunday, Tell The Damn Story dives into LANTERNS and the challenges of writing IPs. Alex Simmons and I will explore respecting legacy and the harrowing dangers of taking authorial risks with an IP that’s made some big company profits for decades.
This one’s a bit intense.
Available this Sunday on YouTube and as audio wherever you get your podcasts (unless you’re trying to listen from Oa—in that case, good luck).

Posted in # thrillers, #adventure, #DC, #inspiration, #IPs, #lanterns, comics, fiction, JamesGunn, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

BOB AND GRACE

 Bob: The vice president says right now we are not actually at war with Iran.

Grace: He should be hit with a pie.

Bob: The president says we’ve already won this Iran war.

Grace: He should be hit with a rancid pie.

Posted in #comedy, #community, #dividedAmerica, #hardtruths, #humor, #president, America, comics, current-events, Humor, Iran war, politics, pop culture, Vice president, writing | Leave a comment

“It’s Alive!”

At long last, both the ebook AND the paperback versions of SOUL SCREAM ANTHOLOZINE issue 8 “Madness Takes Its Toll” are both available on Amazon.

Posted in # thrillers, #adventure, #humor, fiction, horror fiction, horror poetry, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Soul Screaming, A weekly newsletter about adventures in authoring

Is this a dagger which I see before me,

The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.

I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.

Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible

To feeling as to sight? or art thou but

A dagger of the mind, a false creation,

Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

—William Shakespeare, Macbeth

***

Hi, I’m Christopher Ryan, a hybrid author with forty years of experience in journalism, education, sketch comedy, indie film, unions, community service, parenting, public speaking, acting, podcasting, and, most often, writing fiction, poetry, and pop culture essays. Now I’m working to discover what more I can achieve and share with the world, and whether an older author can find a place in the storytelling business. Together, let’s see what’s possible.

***

NEWSish Stuff

Appearances

No upcoming bookings. For now.

***

This Week’s Tell The Damn Story Features a double episode with John Collins

We’ve been working on this one for awhile because John Collins’ story is one every aspiring writer and/or creative should hear. And we let him tell it. Here is an author of exceptional talent that did not know he truly had it in him but tried anyway. An author who got serious about writing a bit later in life and found a way. A storyteller who is largely self-taught, who listened to key advice from talented friends, and invested in himself with time and belief and self-discipline. An author whose hard work and dedication and study of his influences is now paying off in great tales that are beginning to catch on.

Warm, funny, and heartfelt, these dual episode s will entertain, inform, and, hopefully, inspire you to check out this emerging author’s worthwhile work.

Here are the links:

***

Soul Scream Antholozine – Madness Takes Its Toll gets its first five star rating

Last week we released it, and we’ve already gotten a five star rating on Amazon. Thank you to whomever posted it. And yes, we encourage all of you to check out this feast of fun and post your ratings as well!

Here’s the link: https://a.co/d/0hHn7Zoa

***
Even as I’m marketing Soul Scream Antholozine, the next project is in the works

I love the eighth issue of Souls Scream Antholozine, this one called Madness Takes Its Toll as it deals with a wide array of emotional trauma and, yes, insanity. If you follow my socials, you’ll see more promo for SSA as the days and weeks follow, but here at the home office, we’re already working on the next projects.

Okay, I’m working on them. Sonny Mehlman is laying around near me claiming he’s doing security.

The Security Chief hard at work.

Isabella Crumple is hanging out wherever she damn pleases alleging she is working on the marketing campaign that will catapult (I see what she did there) us to the top of bestseller lists around the world.

The marketing genius, hard at work.

Meanwhile, I’m at the keyboard every day writing short pieces of fiction to submit, columns to post, and editing our Next Big Thing.

What is it, you may ask?

A pulp anthology.

I’ve always loved the pulp genre, and suspect that everything I write be it novels, Soul Scream, poetry or what have you, always have a streak of pulp coursing through it. This time, there’s no hiding it.

Resurrected from a project Alex Simmons and I were preparing for another publisher (which fell through as many projects do), over the last year or so I grew more and more obsessed with the possibility of these beloved heroes fighting an evil that is still very present today.

After many iterations, and edits, the title is The Fight Never Ends!

Wanna know the authors and characters they are going to be writing? Here we go:

  • The fun takes off with an introduction by Jim Beard
  • Alex Simmons will be writing Blackjack and Secret Agent-X
  • I’m writing Sally the Sleuth
  • Jon Frater is bringing back Captain Zero
  • Bobby Nash is gracing us with a new Domino Lady adventure
  • James Chambers is doing a pulp turn on The Heap
  • Charles Barouch is writing The Moon Man
  • And Thomas Sniegoski and Jeannine Acheson will bring all home with Grim Death

These are mostly public domain, except for Alex’s Blackjack character and Thomas Sniegoski’s Grim Death. We believe the public domain characters deserve more time in the spotlight, and are immensely grateful to Alex and Tom for allowing their characters to take part in this anthology/novel-in-short-stories project.

Look for it around the end of October.

***

Bob and Grace

Bob: Grace, I haven’t heard you make jokes about the government for awhile; what’s the matter?

Grace: With grocery and gas prices rising, losing a war to Iran we started, importing beef we know nothing about, contaminating fruits and vegetables, starting a cold war with Canada, renaming Lake Ontario, trying to build helipads and ballrooms and redecorating everything with his name, who can compete with this clown?

***

On Writing: Even writers take a vacation, sort of

Yes, I’m hard at work on all of the above, but Glorious and I, and Sonny Mehlman, took time for a vacation last week.

For all of 36 hours.

And even on vacation, we were still working.

First of all, Chief of Security Sonny Mehlman kept vigilant watch:

And we did research all the way there and back, listening to the excellent horror noir audio book Grim Death and the Electrocuted Criminal by our friend Thomas Sniegoski.

It is available wherever podcasts are, and it is highly recommended by all three of us.

And just to add to his legend, Sonny kept vigilant even though he was truly pissed at us for staying up to the ungodly time of 11:30 pm.

You know them writer families on vacation just go buck wild.

***

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

—William Shakespeare, Macbeth

***
Feel free to share this with anyone you think would enjoy it. Thanks.

Awright, thanks for stopping by. Talk atcha next week.

Posted in # thrillers, #adventure, #AmericanSpirit, #amwriting, #comedy, #community, #dogs, #humor, #inspiration, #NonFiction, #productivity, #reading, Book lovers, book recommendations, ebook publishing, fiction, horror fiction, horror poetry, Humor, independent publishing, pop culture, writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment