#TWD Finale Postmortem: #Whoisit?

You have seen The Waking Dead Season 6 Finale. You witnessed the taunting. Saw the barbed wire bat come down. Heard those horrible, haunting sounds. Saw the blood. So who is it? Who died?

Here are some unofficial odds:

1)  4 million-to-one: Rick Grimes

   

Just no. He’s the center of the show, the core of season 7 battles with Negan. No way.
2). 3.5 million-to-one: Carol and Morgan

 

They weren’t even there and Rick has longer odds than them, that’s how safe Rick is.

 3) 100-to-1: Rosalita Sure, it could be her, but why? Where would the dramatic impact come from if she died? And it would cost Abraham too, because that guy would scream out something like “Man vagina!” and try to take on the entire army of Saviors.
4) 50-to-1: Abraham

 
Still a long shot, but he gave Negan loud face, made him stop and comment. Possible.
5)  49-to-1: Eugene

 
 Almost as long a shot as Abraham, but he gets as smidge closer because the beating his face took suggests he annoyed someone in the Saviors’ camp already.

6) 30-to-1: Sasha

  
She was there, but Negan did not seem interested in her as a victim. We may see why next season.
7) 29-to-1: Michonne

  
Michonne is such a baddass she kind of rose up on her knees and looked Negan dead in the face, but again, he didn’t seem interested at all.
8) 15- to-1:  Daryl

  

 Nearly impossible, but he looks to be bleeding heavily already, so maybe Negan will just finish the job (millions of women just screamed and cursed my ancestors).

9) 10-to-1: the Justin Timberlake stand-in  

Probably just a distraction, but they cut to him a few times during the TWD fatality shell game right before Negan raised Lucille.
10) 9- to-1: Carl

  
I doubt Carl is the target mostly because there is too much good story between he and Negan still to come, but the showrunners have wandered from the comic before…
11) 5-to-1: Maggie

  
This would also stray from the comics, but what a heartbreaking reversal, and it would cement Negan’s reputation as cruelest villain of all time.
12) 1- to-1: Glen

  
The poor guy has everything working against him; comic book lore, he reluctantly commited cold-blooded murder on the Saviors, he resisted most noticeably, he was the only one to break Negan’s rule, and reactions to him being dragged back into line made it clear his death would have emotional impact to a number of people. I truly hate to say it, but things look bleak for the nicest optimist in the cast.

What do you think? Toss your theories in the comment section. We might as well discuss theories, because the reveal episode won’t be here until October….

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10 Reasons to Dread Tonight’s TWD Finale

There are many reasons to experience fear when it comes to almost any episode of The Walking Dead, but waiting for tonight’s 90-minute episode, the level of dread is palpable. Here are ten reasons to worry about tonight’s #TWD season 6 finale:

10) The walkers haven’t caused chaos in awhile.

9) We haven’t seen the true strength of the Saviors yet.

8) We’re not really sure what’s up with Enid; is she secretly aligned with the Saviors?

7) This guy took Daryl Dixon out of play.

8)  Eugene may have to bite another dick.

7) Abraham’s days of outflanking people (both militarily and verbally) may be over.

6) With nothing to lose, Rosilita is a strong possibility to be killed.
5) One or more of the realitvely new cast that we are just starting to know may be sacrificed to the beast that is coming. 

4) Pardon the irony, but our heroes might be getting betrayed by Jesus. 

3) Carol and Morgan and Rick are out there away from the group and can be easily outnumbered by the Saviors..

    Well, maybe not Carol….

 

2) Daryl’s been shot. How badly?

1) with Maggie doubled over in pain and Glenn heading right for his darkest moment in the comics, will either survive?



BONUS: The reason that all of this speculation seems worse is beause of one charming guy …


…named …


Negan is coming. And #TWD may never be the same.

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Blackjack: Ransom for a Dead King, chapters 5 and 6

 Here are the next two chapters of “Blackjack: Ransom for a Dead King” I. Am offering with Blackjack creator Alex Simmons. All previous chapters are available free on this blog (chrisryanwrites@wordpress) for your enjoyment.
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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Birthday wishes

  
On my birthday, I wish for…

You to find your center, the thing you are meant to do…

You to know your song and sing it well…

You to stand for what you know is right, based on a strong moral core, built on classic, not politically expedient, values…

You to look into someone’s eyes and know that you are loved…

You to know that the real you is revealed when no one is looking, and to act boldly for good in those moments…

You to know the best we can do is serve “us” not “me” …

You to enjoy laughter more than victory, love more than money…

You to see the treasure in a child’s heart, and protect it fiercely…

You to know, really know, that peace cannot be purchased, it must be earned through selfless acts …

And then I wish for the blessing to be in the presence …of you.

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Will TWD Season 6 Finale Be Kirkman’s Revenge?

The dread has been building all season.

Negan’s coming. 

The dread has gotten worse over the past few episodes as it became so clear.

 Negan’s coming. 

And Kirkman is going to have his revenge on all of us.

  

You see, it wasn’t just me, even though I know I too may be to blame. But I heard there were lots of us. Maybe thousands, though that could be exaggerated. 

But we did it. We wrote. We complained. And now the complaints we made have been addressed and what happens in the finale …. Well, now Negan will be completely justified. Maybe, possibly because we complained.

And that only increases the dread.

You see, when the unthinkable happened in the infamous issue number 100 of The Walking Dead, some of us readers wrote emails. We argued that what Negan did in issue 100 was “not organic” and that it violated a sacred “author/reader trust” by ending a character we had invested in without justification, reason, or payoff. We accused Kirkman and company of pulling a “gag” just for the event of issue 100.

That was then, this is now.

Kirkman and the showrunners have provided justification this time around. Serious, clear, emphatic justification. Loads of it. Rick and Daryl and Glen and the others have killed Saviors in cold blood, have blown them up with a bazooka, have taken out so many in combat, that when The Big Bad comes, he will have every reason to do what he does.

Negan is coming. And due the actions our heroes have taken recently, much to our horror, we know in our tortured hearts that they deserve whatever he brings down on them. 

And it just might be the fans’ fault.

  

(What follows is the original blog that paraphrased the letter to Kirkman. My apologies, on behalf of any fan who may have written and possibly inspired Kirkman to build a better monster….beware, there are spoilers aplenty beyond this point….)

Do authors owe readers anything at all? And does that debt grow the further into a story readers get?

I ask because I believe there is a grave difference between surprising or challenging a reader for entertainment and betraying that reader’s trust.
An author asks for a reader’s attention, yes? And that same author earns readers’ attention by making certain promises; to entertain, to thrill, to intellectually challenge; to provoke thought, emotions, moral reflection; to scare, etc. Once the reader accepts the author’s offer, a pact is created: an author will provide a certain kind of entertainment aimed at eliciting certain responses, and in return, readers will continue to read.
What happens when an author violates that pact?

After considerable time trying to shake THE WALKING DEAD issue #100, I am amazed at how thoroughly betrayed I feel. Not entertained. Not thrilled, spooked, scared, horrified, or any other sensation. I believe the comic book’s creative team was disloyal to its readers, and may have damaged THE WALKING DEAD experience significantly, perhaps irreparably.
I understand that one of the rules of this book’s world is “no one is safe.” I have lived with that, even when continuing was difficult (the Governor’s serial raping of Michonne was nearly impossible to get beyond; I actually stopped reading for more than a year, until a friend wore me down saying the book “got better”). I also understand that another of the rules of this series is “this group of people is worth watching.” If this group was not worthy of our attention, was not somehow more worthy of following than any other group, then the book would have been a non-linear series of stories moving from group to group, and would not have made it to issue #100.

The reason a book is successful comes down to character. Character is story and story is character. Everything of value in storytelling must emerge from character. Plot comes from character. Suspense, horror, humor, love, all of it comes from character. And the agreement between author and reader is “these characters are worthwhile, they have something to say to you.”

The Walking Dead team entered into this pact with readers, especially in regards to characters they kept in front of readers for almost 100 issues. Why would an author ask readers to invest in a character for almost 100 issues if that character had nothing to say? That is why we keep reading because we have been promised these characters “have something to say.”

In issue #100, the WD team seemed to suddenly, violently, declare, “No, they do not.”
From very early on in the series, the WD team wrote and drew and inked and lettered the character Glenn in such a way as to evoke a sympathetic response in readers. Glenn meant something to the creators; it is clear from how they allowed him to exist. Glenn was the hope left in that world. And in issue #100, the WD team utterly decimated that hope. He was violated with such lack of respect, such cheap thrills, such utter dismissal of his value as to alter how this world is perceived by readers from this point forward.

And it is easy to understand that the WD team meant to change the way we perceive this world. And they succeeded. But here’s the problem; the change violated the pact. We were promised these people were worth watching, that they were different than the rest of this world of victims, and therein was the promise of hope.

Now, unfortunately, there’s no more hope, no more reason to “watch this group” above any other. There will never again be that sliver of hope that some semblance of worthwhile existence can be achieved, and if there is no hope that life is worth living, where is the entertainment value?

We read horror for catharsis, release. Now those elements have been removed. That was not the pact. The agreement was these characters were special, were worth watching. It seems the WD team betrayed our faith in these characters as worthwhile, in this book as worthy of our time, in their storytelling abilities as worth experiencing. They undermined the character’s collective heroic journey, and obliterated trust that these people are worth following.

Sadly, I am not sure I can go any further with THE WALKING DEAD, in either comics or television. After Glenn, what’s the point?

I’d love to see the opinion of others. Hopefully, there is someone out there who can restore my faith in what had been an exceptional experience. What do you say? Is there an author/reader pact?
Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.
 

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BvS vs. Daredevil Season 2, et al: Spectacle Vs. Story

First things first; congratulations to Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice for crushing  it at the box office worldwide in its first weekend. Over $440 million is awesome. I wish it even more success. However, I must admit I came out of my theater experience of this film frustrated. And I think that what is missing in BvS could have been there. This movie came so close to being an all-time classic, and what is missing could have been so easy, and inexpensive, to include.

  

We can find what is missing in BvS, spoiler-free, by looking at Daredevil Season 2, or to avoid the DC v Marvel war, the current, ridiculously intense season of The Walking Dead. What both of these series include that BvS does not are scenes of characters talking that allow us inside, allow us to care about what happens to them. This is my biggest complaint about BvS; it is loaded with fun spectacle, but falls short on story with dramatic impact. 

  
  
It is understandable to suspect that some are thinking, “Yo, $440 mil creates a big who cares?” I’ll acknowledge to some who think in these terms that they have a point, and then respond with a nod to final box office numbers for so many other films that made a big initial splash and then had legs because people connected with the story, kept earning because what happened to the characters mattered greatly to the audience. I am uncertain that the word-of-mouth on BvS is going to help sales in that regard.

And, yes, both of the shows mentioned do have many more hours in which to provide the crucial human scenes I am discussing here, but BvS would have been incredible if it added as few as two such moments of meaningful character exchange (and maybe lost a dream sequence or two). All it needs are the kind of truly emotional beats such as those we have experienced repeatedly in The Walking Dead Season 6. Never have I dreaded a season finale as I do TWD’s next Sunday.  

Can such moments be done in big spectacle films? Look at Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Classic storytelling. Why? Because we are provided with scenes that allow us to care.  And sure, some will say that people cared going into that film because they have been fans throughout the franchise’s 40 year history. True, but Batman and Superman have been around almost twice that time and yet it is hard to deeply care about them in this particular film.

  
Additionally, both SW:TFA and BvS have moments of major tragedy in the third act. Which one resonates? Which one still hurts? The answer is intimately connected to which film creates moments that get us to care about its characters.

For example, Batman has a worldview that is clearly different than Superman’s but we do not get that scene of debate, that moment which allows us in (at least not for Superman). Daredevil and Punisher’s discussion on the rooftop has been pointed to as exactly the kind of moment that would have elevated BvS. I agree, and I believe Ben Affleck will have a few such moments in the solo Batman film he is going to do because his other directorial turns have benefitted from them (See? I have hope for DC’s cinematic universe).

  
Event filmmaking and spectacle entertainment is fine and profitable, but utilizing the golden rule will always create finer, more profitable, and, most importantly, more beloved films. That golden rule is serve the story and make us care.

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An Easter scene….

On this Easter morning, in the spirit of wishing everyone peace and joy no matter what spiritual path taken, I offer a scene between two of my characters. This scene has been around for a couple of years in my mind. I have told it to the goddess (that generous soul has heard me tell multiple versions of thousands of stories throughout our marriage, God bless her), and while it may wind up in the upcoming City of Love, I reserve the right to use it or not, and change it or not, to serve the needs of that novel.

But for this morning, here is the current version ….

It was about 5 a.m. and nothing had happened. Stakeouts were like this sometimes; hours and hours of paying keen attention to nothing happening at all. Except for Gunner. Something always happened to Gunner during stakeouts. He grew bored. When that occurred, anything could fall victim to his need to be entertained.

Sometimes he could “mosey over for some snacks.” At those times he would come back with way too much junk food.

No escape on this one; they were stuck in a van that looked beat up on the outside and was a surveillance wonder inside. Wandering off for Milky Ways would blow their cover. Moving around too much in the car would do the same. Santiago, who was in deep with their target, had driven them there, parked it and gone inside, improving their cover, but essentially trapping them inside for the duration.

And Gunner was bored. He’d spent the first six hours making note of any developments no matter how trivial, dissecting and theorizing on relevance until he and Mallory had to admit they were chasing their tails.Gunner spent hour seven musing on past sexual conquests, a monologue Mallory had endured during other stakeouts. Interestingly, the list always stopped before Lam Pi, the murdered love of Gunner’s life. He never acknowledged any involvement, no matter how fleeting the conquest, after her either.

Eight hours in, Gunner was looking for new territory to cover. Mallory knew what that meant, and braced for the scrutiny. But Gunner didn’t zero in on his paunch or graying hair or crow’s feet this time. Instead, he focused on the Christhead dangling on the chain around his neck. 

“You got yer buddy wicha, huh? Old J.C. gonna keep us safe if this thing goes sideways?”

When Gunner got like this the key was to lean into the conversation rather than get defensive. “To the best of my knowledge, He doesn’t have a say in the outcome here.”

“‘Whatchu talkin’bout, Willis?'”

“You think He actively mainpulates events in our lives? I don’t.”

Gunner made a “tsk” sound, a clear indication that the ball breaking portion of The Gunner Show had begun. “Thought you religious types used him as some kind of ethereal body guard. ‘Lord, protect us and save us’ kind of thing.”

“Not for me.”

The gleam in his eye was a tell; Gunner was about to launch into pure ranking or dozens or scorching, depending on which neighborhood you were raised in. “Oh, you’re in it for the magic tricks? You want a piece of His big finish? ‘Tadaa! I’m back!’ That’s your connection?”

Mallory looked at his partner until Gunner blushed a bit, then he shrugged. “That’s not the attraction, not for me. Here’s a guy with clear beliefs that He is committed to. He has the conviction to serve those beliefs even when everything goes sideways for Him, when the whole world seems to turn on Him, and those beliefs are the only thing He has left. He lives what He believes even when it would be easier and safer to abandon them, or let someone else take the fall. When everything is on the line, He knows who He is, what He believes, how He wants to live, and He finds the strength from those beliefs to live his way. That is who I wear this for, who I aspire to follow, who I pray to for just a fraction of that strength. You have a problem with that?”

Gunner watched his partner in silent awe for a moment, then smirked. “Happy Easter, buddy.”

“Gunner, it’s December.”

“And if you’re good, and this doesn’t, in fact, go sideways, Santie  Gunner might just bring you a Christmas present.”
  

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Daredevil Season 2 is Masterful Mythmaking

There will be no spoilers here.

Plain and simple, Daredevil Season 2 may be the best project Marvel has produced. Epic storytelling on both a gritty street level and global scale, these 13 episodes weave at least eight intriguing plot threads together with admirable dexterity, clarity, and balance. Truly impressive.

The writing emerges from comics, rises through Martin Scorcese’s taxi driving mean streets, and stands shoulder to shoulder with any of the great tales of American Myth. The cinematography is by turns intimate and breathtaking, gritty and elegant, thrilling and heartbreaking. Every performance absolutely crushes. Netflix could easily have three series come out of this stunning tale.

As for the subtexts and dynamics and thematic morale wrestling match, bravo. Lots to chew on, all moral cores are well established, organic to the characters, and debate the eternal argument of justice without letting anyone off the hook, including the audience.

All this, and it is also a thrill ride from start to finish. Batman V. Superwho?

This is an amazing time to be a fan of genre and stories and American Myths, and Daredevil Season 2 stands among the very best.

  

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Chapter 4 – “Blackjack: Ransom for a Dead King”

We had a bit of trouble this week but finally, here is chapter 4. All earlier chapters can be found right on this blog, free for your entertainment. Please let us know if this experiment is working for you!

  
  
  
  
  
   
 
  
  
  

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Chapter 3- “Blackjack: Ransom for a Dead King”

Last week I shared the first two chapters of this storytelling experiment. Here is the latest installment of our “found materials” epic adventure…
  
  
  
  
  
  

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