Music Mondays: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

While reading One Way Out a really strong, engaging oral history of The Allman Brothers Band, I began thinking about all the great music I grew up with, and how so much of it is now being relegated to fading memory. I believe it deserves more, so I am going to revisit these albums, and write my impressions, share the memories they conjure, and I hope they spark renewed interest in the music and stir up your memories of when and where you were when you heard this great art. Please feel free to share those memories and your impressions of the music here. Let’s keep our love for the work of these great artists.

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Elton John just put out a completely remastered, super-deluxe boxed set version of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Is there another album that deserves such lush treatment as much as this one? I doubt it.

A double album so stocked with hits that more than a half dozen songs still have life on classic rock radio formats, including “Candle in The Wind” which has been a top hit on the charts in three successive decades, and arguably, it isn’t even the best song in this amazing collection.

Beyond the hits, I suspect there is a strong reason why this album continues to be such a masterpiece; it represents the 70’s so well as to, from the distance of 40 years now, stand as an accurate artifact representing the decade that birthed it. The population of Goodbye a Yellow a Brick Road is decadent, indulgent, self-centered, and, very often, dead. The body count of this album is pretty astounding for such a lush, happy-sounding disc. Glorious, exciting, inventive, adventurous, self-distructive, fatal, and full of love, that pretty much sums up the album … and the era.

The remaster offers the most fantastic versions I have ever heard of these songs. Incredible job, opening new depths and details, and pulling the listener in like the first time this album was put on turntables. Hard to do in the often cold sounding digital age.

Let’s start with “Funeral for A Friend” which, of course, opens the album with wind and eerie howls and ominous church bells, then organ. Where’s Vincent Price when you need him? Sumptuous and gothic, the opening suggests nothing about what is to come, but is a perfect opening any way, especially once the synthesizer-created horns blare. The piano actually ushers us in, accompanied by a moaning guitar, and we do seem to be walking down the aisle of a church to a funeral, complete with bluesy lead guitar lines. Who are we mourning? The 60’s? The 70’s? The characters in this album’s world? Ourselves? Is this whole collection a eulogy? Then the crackling main melody starts and we take off. The joy rises like the end of a New Orleans funeral (sans that region’s jazzy swing). Drama continues to build, it start sounding like a Hollywood soundtrack. And then…

We’re into “Love Lies Bleeding” and we begin the impossible uptempo singing and music under incredibly downbeat lyrics that defines this project. “Everything about this house was born to grow and die.” And throughout this opus, almost everything does. Simultaneously, love is everywhere on this album. “You’re a bluebird on a telegraph line, I hope you’re happy now. Well, if the wind of change comes down your way, you’ll make it back somehow.” An odd, downbeat hope, and well wishing to the listener while “love lies bleeding in my hand.” These two songs, instrumental and rocker, actually offer a pretty honest blueprint for what’s to come.

“Candle in the Wind” is so well known it is hard to say something new, so I won’t. But this remastering puts you right in the 22nd row alongside Bernie Taupin and Elton John himself, and from a perspective of four decades later, this ode to Marilyn and fame sounds more fatally beautiful than ever. The lush backing vocals really shine here, too. Regret and loss and love and immortality; we’ll see these themes throughout.

From one tragic woman to another, we join the applause for “Benny and the Jets”. The memorabilia-loaded hard bound book that comes in the boxed set includes an essay that identifies this eponymous band as being all-girl, which I never realized. We learn something new every day. This song brings me back to Tony’s candy store in the Bronx, and Creem, Rock Scene, Circus, Circus Raves, Hit Parade, and Rolling Stone magazines (yeah, I read a lot growing up), and the big playground during the summer, when this song eased out of Kevin Haran’s various portable cassette players, his homemade cassette versions of this album adorned with art and graffiti-style labeling.

His art lingers around for “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” as well. This song is so gloriously melancholy, I wonder how it didn’t wreck the feel of the album. But it doesn’t, I suspect, because there is a validation, a triumph in the singer’s declaration of freedom from his victimizer. I often thought of this song as the speaker breaking away from Hollywood, or fame, or riches, to a simpler freedom, in his case, a farm, a more down to earth reality. After Marilyn and Bennie, that’s a triumph.

“This Song Has No Title” harkins back to Elton john’s earlier albums, earlier song writing, but with a much more extravagant arrangement. Here again, death reigns, the artists die and the singer does “cry for the darkness to come down on me” but at the same time there is hope- “if we’re all going somewhere, let’s get there soon”. Does he mean a party, an artistic event, heaven? We never find out.

“Grey Seal” is another mix of the old and the new. I was surprised to learn this was a re-recording because it fits so well here. Another mix of loss and hope, of reality and fantasy, real life and screen life, interior declarations and appeals to the spiritual – “tell me Grey Seal how does it feel to be so wise?” The great instrumental coda may be the only answer we get to that question but it is a damn good one.

I never understood what “Jamaica Jerk-Off” is doing on this album. It fits, but barely, ages more poorly than all the other songs, and is strewn with racial stereotyping. That beat kills, though. Doesn’t forgive the goofy-ass background mugging. And yes, it can be argued to be a love song to Jamaica, but, the island Amos and Andy voices are embarrassing.

Next we hit a streak of hidden treasures, songs that should have been huge hits in addition to all the others off this classic. “I’ve Seen That Movie Too” is lush, bluesy, devastating, cinematic and intimate, a truly great break-up song. My little twelve-year-old ass used to sing my heart out to this one in complete ignorance of what was really being said, the emotions here are that strong. The remastering only brings out the bitter triumph of this kiss off more gorgeously, right down to the heart-rending backwards guitar solo.

“Sweet Painted Lady” is a sailor’s ode to a hooker, a broken, debauched love song from the heart to one who doesn’t love. What a wonderful, singable sexist anthem, which continues that theme of joyous negativity that seems so Seventies. “Getting paid for being laid, I guess that’s the name of the game.” “Love’s just a job and nothing is said.” It sounds so cold but is sung so warmly. I have read about how cold and self-centered this decade was, but I didn’t experience it that way. I was a kid just discovering everything, and it was amazing, especially the avalanche of music is dived under. To me this was a love song (it was awhile before the whole hooker angle really sunk in, ahhhh, youth).

Back to the movies for another great song. “The Ballad of Danny Bailey” is pure narrative, melodious noir, bouncy obit. Lush backing vocals supporting a gangster shoot out. A prohibition tale told like an old Cagney movie. Glorious chorus as the body count rises once more.

Sexism raises its problematic head again for “Dirty Little Girl” but then again, this is a 70’s album. The problem here is that the hook and the energy of the performance make this song so much fun. The lyrics won’t fly these days, but roll up the car windows and sing at the top of your lungs, you know you want to. Just tell yourself this is about one person, not a gender. “Here’s my belief about all the dirty girls…” Damn. …. The song stands up as another hidden gem despite the sexism. And I do still find myself singing along with enthusiasm. Mea culpa, mea culpa.

Perhaps the most glorious of this string of hidden gems is “All The Girls Love Alice”, the devastating tale of the doomed little lost lesbian sex toy for suburban housewives. Yeah, that was a lot for a young kid to digest. “Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart, It’s like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part. Getting your kicks in another girl’s bed, and it was only last Tuesday when they found you in the subway dead…” Alice’s tale of being used to ease boredom is told to a driving, tense, dramatic beat, an urban thriller soundtrack. Another celluloid tragedy on an album full of them. The car crash ending just underscores the devastation here.

And we’re still not done!

We do get a break, though. A bit of Shakespearean comic relief. “Your Sister Can’t Dance (But She Can Rock’N’Roll)” is an Elvis movie, if the King was playing a pedophile. There is no mistaking the lighthearted lust for the sixteen year old that the singer is experiencing. There is no menace, but plenty of desire which may suggest why the next song follows right on its heels.

“Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” sounds like it is sung from the perspective of the previous song’s friend. This one talks about his own sister “looking good in her braces and boots, a handful of grease in her hair”. All this guy wants is another drink “I’m a juvenile product of the working class whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass” and maybe a fight. Rocking, hard edged, this remains an anthem of stupidity from the same mentality that narrated “My Generation” and may be a flashback from the narrator of the next song.

“Roy Rogers” slows us down, ages us, and we meet an older guy, living in suburbia, and just wanting to watch an old cowboy flick on TV while the wife and kids sleep. Is this what awaits the tough guy if he survives all his Saturday night fighting? Or is it us? Forty years on, many of us are sitting in our comfy chairs and Elton is our evergreen hero on this LP. Oddly sweet, this song means more to me now than it did then, and has become another jewel. Love the hoof beats and cows at the end, too.

“Social Disease” with its country sound and out of kilter narrator has always been problematic for me, but I have a take on it now. This guy represents the others, the ones who didn’t wind up watching comfort television like Roy Rogers, and didn’t find themselves among the body count. This guy is one of those who bought into the debauchery (listen to that sax sounding like the first season or so of Saturday Night Live) and got stuck there. He’s a casualty of the Seventies, still living there, still rocking. Still lost.

And, improbably, it all ends on a love song. But “Harmony” is not a happy ending. This song, too, is bitter, or bittersweet- “Hello, I said hello, Is this the only place you thought to go, Am I the only man you ever had, Or am I just the last surviving friend you know?” And it sounds more and more like Elton’s love-lost ode to the era that saw him at his best. “Harmony and me were pretty good company, looking for an island upon the sea, Harmony, gee, I really love you, and want to love you for ever. I dream of never, never, never leaving Harmony.” With this remaster, it sounds like he never did.

For all it’s contradictions, or because of them, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road continues to be among the very best of the incredibly rich era of classic albums. This fortieth anniversary remaster honors it well.

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Music Mondays: The Allman Brothers Band (first album)

While reading One Way Out a really strong, engaging oral history of The Allman Brothers Band, I began thinking about all the great music I grew up with, and how so much of it is now being relegated to fading memory. I believe it deserves more, so I am going to revisit these albums, and write my impressions, share the memories they conjure, and I hope they spark renewed interest in the music and stir up your memories of when and where you were when you heard this great art. Please feel free to share those memories and your impressions of the music here. Let’s keep our love for the work of these great artists.

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From the very first full band blast of “Don’t Want You No More” off The Allman Brothers Band’s first album, I am back In the Bronx, walking the brick maze that was Parkchester particularly, the North quadrant specifically. That mix of church organ and jazz drumming and driving rock beat brings me right to my roots. Behind the ballfield on those itchy green benches of the playground, someone had a radio/cassette player (okay, the older guys had portable 8-tracks), and odds were someone was blasting The Brothers. In The Bronx, not the South, those guitars were wailing.

That mix of swampy, church, jazz flourishes and soaring rock arrangements taught us so much. This song announces that we are in new territory, and invites us in.

And then during the opening riffs of “It’s Not My Cross to Bear” Gregg Allman roars his entrance. A rough, weary, hurt yet defiant voice, Gregg’s instrument was unlike any other in rock during that era. And no other singer of that time could front that sound, not Jon Anderson or Robert Plant or Ian Anderson or Ozzie. Gregg had much more in common with Chicago blues man like Muddy Waters and BB King or R&B singers like James Brown or Otis Redding. Gregg’s strength of voice unlocks the soul of the band, paying off the precise soaring note-to-note work of Dickie Betts and the mournful slide of Duane Allman, giving words to the power of that triple rhythm section: the jazzy fills of Jaimoe, the hard driving beat of Butch Trucks, and the interweaving of Berry Oakley. The edge in Gregg’s voice, countered with the deep soul of his organ playing, demands acknowledgement that this is something else entirely coming out of speakers, this is hard truths and heartbreak spoken by men still standing after it all went down.

I remember being shocked at the lyrics, too. The epiphany came during “Black Hearted Woman” when I realized Gregg was talking about being cheated on, betrayed, cuckholded, which should have reduced his masculinity, but was doing so with a defiance that lent power rather than stripped it. Gregg wasn’t having any of this, and the woman would realize her loss soon enough. Damn, Gregg, turn those tables, brother. The playing on those songs is also masculine, powerful, defiant, celebratory, and religious. The chant unifies this band as the brothers they are, the laughter at the end of it testifies to the joy embodied in the music, no matter the lyrics. Such is life, brothers and sisters, embrace it as the music does.

“Trouble No More” revisits familiar heartbreak themes, but the playing is what shines here. The bouncing beat and the biting slide answering each line of singing is the real lyric here. This music lives to heal, to rise above the cheating women, the heartbreak, the blues. Dickie and Duane’s trading guitar break celebrates that, and the bopping groove prevents those lyrics from bringing us down. Gregg has triumphed over some woman again. When Berry, Dickie, Duane take turns riffing it seals that deal, and Gregg has the power to dismiss the woman after that. Music saves him, and us.

“Every Hungry Woman” delves into different lyrical terrirtory; desperate women left to fend for themselves, and the biting, dirty guitar, the stiniging aspect of Duane’s playing, the repeated build, all create that sense of being on the hunt and running out of time. Gregg here is the observer, not unsympathetic, but detached, letting the desperate woman know she’s isn’t the first or only woman to have so much dumped upon her. The guitar break builds power, Gregg feeds on it when he comes back. The power of sharing the blues, defying the odds, rising up despite the weight of everything on her shoulders give that woman, and us, hope and strength

“Dreams” shows us another side, voiced by Gregg’s organ to begin with, a slower, more mournful, early a.m. blues we’ve all had. Now we have a soundtrack to help us through it. And the band shares the Dreams and the Blues, rising up at the chorus. The guitar break shows us another gift from The Brothers, as the guitars dance around each other, then join to soar to new heights that have become staples of the best Allman Brothers shows. Dickie’s precise, melodic symphony takes flight, and we fly with him, then Duane slides in and we become impossibly more fluid, soaring gracefully now. Glistening and building, Duane takes us up further and further. Gregg sounds like he’s singing from the top of the hill so far below, grounding us again. But what a flight, and the coda takes us back down that hill, ready to face the day, ready to chase those dreams again.

“Whipping Post” ahhhh, this song. I remember sitting in class in St. Raymond’s Elementary School, an eighth grader new to the feast of rock music, listening to Sr. Margaret Marion, bored and defeated by a clock that refused to move. Then Berry Oakley’s bass announced The Brothers were nearby. Local guitar legends, Dougie Jaffa and his brother Mousy, lived one building over, and one of them was about to wail with The Brothers. Duane, Dickie, and a Jaffa? Sister Margaret Marion didn’t stand a chance. The Jaffas playing with this record saved me that day, proved there was a God, and a Savior, and neither played by the rules the sisters were spouting.

I prefer to pray with The Brothers any day.

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Use Whatever You Have to Help Others

Okay, I am an independent author with some modest sales numbers, but if I am honest, I know James Patterson and Stephen King are not shaking in their boots about the new competition on the block. I am fine with that. And while I keep working to get to a level where they may notice and welcome the competition (I particularly believe King would enjoy my work; he seems cool like that), I still believe in using whatever gifts I might possess to help others if the opportunity arises.

Last year, I displayed my debut novel at our town’s library and they got a chunk of each sale. It did not allow me to retire, did not add a new wing to the library, but it was fun.

In a couple of weeks, I will join with two other authors. Caseen Gaines and Toney Jackson, to offer our work and our time to help raise funds for a young colleague who is battling leukemia. The young lady got a tough break, and we are going to do what we can to help make her battle a tiny bit easier.

This does not make me a hero. It is just a good exercise in building confidence and sharing publicly what I do. I believe in these activities even though they won’t make the difference in my career. No big break comes from this, but it puts my work right where I want it to be, as part of my community.

I encourage all writers to consider doing the same.

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</ Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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The Life Saving Qualities of the “Extras” File

I am about a third of the way into the sequel to CITY OF WOE and I know where I am going and I have written some very strong chapters and things are good.

So why did I slam out of sleep this morning, sit bolt upright in bed absolutely freaked about the ramifications of one particular chapter that puts one particular very popular character in peril and forces a location change? Why did it feel like one of my sons was missing? Why was it an absolute certainty that there would be no more sleep for me until this is settled?

Because that is how my particular process works. It is different for everybody. Mine is immersive, all consuming, and distracting at times, like I live in more than one world. My wife finds is charming, so extra points, but it is normal for me. And not devastating.

Because I embrace the “extras” file.

The extras file is a separate file on my laptop where I put sentences, paragraphs, or, in this case, entire chapters that may not fit or be the best for a particular writing project. That’s it. And it works wonders for me.

You can do this too. Just open an extras file on your computer. Then, take the section of writing, you know, the part that might need to be killed but which you are afraid to kill because what if you’re wrong and oh my god you lost that suddenly priceless piece of writing, and then your career would be over, take that part and cut-and-paste that bad boy into the extras files. Then hit save, go back to your main file, and move on.

If you have never tried this and have a problem section of a project, one that you suspect is taking your project in the wrong direction, dump it in an extras file. Okay, place it lovingly in an extras file. You will be amazed how easily you can move on knowing your potential piece of brilliance is safely tucked away should you need it.

Wanna know a secret?

Ninety-nine times out of a hundred you will never need it. You will move on, finish your project, edit it, proofread, rewrite, and so on. You will publish it, release it to the world and it will be what it is going to be, all without that important bit. And then you will be perfectly fine with deleting the extras file or renaming it and filing it away if that is safer for you.

And then on to the next project, and a new extras file, with confidence and safety, and, yeah, still the occasional sudden jolt awake. The process is the process is the process.

Write on, brothers and sisters. Write on.

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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Happy New Year, and one Last Look Back

It has been a great year for me creatively, and I thank all those who helped make it happen, and those who shared in the experience. Here’s what happened:

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I won two awards for my debut novel, CITY OF WOE…

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In response to reviewer requests, I published a short story collection prequel to CITY OF WOE called CITY OF SIN….

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I published my first children’s book, THE FERGUSON FILES: THE MYSTERY SPOT, with art by Toney Jackson…

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I did a number of appearances with these guys, Caseen Gaines and Toney Jackson, both writers worth checking out…

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I acted in a an anti-drug cop thriller movie called “Clandestine” by Feenix Films….

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I watched these guy go off to college…

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I remained in love with this woman…

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And I kept busy writing the sequel to CITY OF WOE, currently titled CITY OF PAIN.

So here’s to 2013, and let’s keep writing and working toward our dreams in 2014!

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My “Best Blogs 2013” Series continued: I’ve become Polonius!

Continuing my year-end best blogs 2013 series, today we get personal. I wrote this when my twin sons were going off to college last August. Since then, one son converted from dorming to commuting and about a week later, found out his roommate was arrested possession and use of heroin. I thank God my son executed his decision before the cops came and arrested that confused boy. The other son fired a Big 10 university for being a thorough disappointment. Both decisions scared the hell out of me, robbed me of sleep as I struggled with what I should do for each situation, and filled me with pride when each son calmly discussed a long list of well-thought reasons for their actions. In that context, these thoughts still stand.

None of the following is your fault; it’s mine.

Intellectually, I understand that it is your time to go off to college, but emotionally my heart has slipped out of chronology and keeps going back to when you were two, then twelve, then an infant cradled in my arms, then in intramurals making a basket, then at the dining room table doing homework, then back in the stroller goo-gooing softly.

So, yeah, I am a mess.

And my biggest problem isn’t about you being ready (you are, as ready as any college student), but that I haven’t told you enough about the big bad world. So, as much as I think of him as a fool, I am going to be Polonius and give you parting advice.

Here we go.

First, your body is a wondrous machine that needs a few things to run well. If you don’t give a car gas or periodically change the oil, eventually you’ll find it just shuts down. Same with your body, so….

Sleep, get yours. You need to get eight hours according to doctors (at least one of you seems to require 12, good luck with that), so, remember to get to sleep.

Fritos isn’t food. Sure, it looks like food, smells like food and wants you to eat it, but nutritionally? I am not sure that even the Fritos people would argue. You need to eat real food at least once a day, but preferably three to five times a day (five being smaller meals to avoid the freshman fifteen – you want to bulk up with muscle, fine; you just eat junk, it will attach itself in places that aren’t complimentary). Seek out protein, fruits and vegetables. Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes, cookies, pretzels, Skittles; these are not the foodstuffs of the gods. Try the cafeteria hot line. And eat a salad with dinner.

Water is your friend. You might want to hang out with the cool liquids, but water is loyal and won’t let you down. Water won’t cause a sugar rush that helps you make goofy choices. Water won’t make you crash during Poli-Sci. Drink water. A lot of it, every day. It will keep you healthy, your skin clear, your blood stream less poisoned…

Showers and teeth brushing are crucial. There is only so much that body spray can do.

And yes, many of those people in the dorms and houses on and around campus are friendly and trustworthy – still, lock everything. Lock. Everything. It only takes one shady dude to take your laptop, money, whatever. Lock your room when you’re in the shower, even if your shower is in your room. Lock your room when you go across the hall “just for a minute.” I have witnessed college buddies bemoaning unlocked doors and trunks after losing wallets, leather jackets, a bike, a box of condoms, an entire stereo (while the guy slept off a party in the same room), and, in one truly weird case, a shower. I myself was having tea with a very proper and gorgeous blonde when Paul K. “stole” my drawer and set up The Chris Ryan Underwear Museum. Don’t let this happen to you.

You have always been extraordinary at choosing worthy friends. Please continue. You will be surrounded by thousands of people in your age range, and I encourage you to be cordial to most of them, but open yourself to only a select few. Be aware that some of these people will be two-faced, users, con artists, bullies, or just crappy people. You are good at seeing and avoiding them, so trust yourself, but be aware and reconsider what is really going on every once in awhile. No friendship should be a one way street.

That goes for intimate relationships as well (and yes, wife, I would say the same if they were my daughters). A solid relationship is mutual, shared, and special. If you find yourself with someone who puts a price tag on the relationship (buy me this, take me to dinner, I need money), walk away. Relationships are also not abusive; if someone embarrasses you for fun, yells rather than discusses, is furious rather than reasonable, walk away. Anyone who cheats isn’t worth the air you breathe, walk away.

But if you find that rare person who looks you in the eye and speaks truth to your life, who accepts you as you are and supports your hopes and dreams, who shares life with you in the truest sense of that concept, cherish that person, honor that person, and, yeah, love that person.

You have developed a solid fashion sense; keep it and let it grow but not become trendy. Chasing trends is an exercise in futility. Polonius was right to advise buying well-made rather than flashy clothes. I will add, don’t lend your clothes out and expect their return. Usually doesn’t happen. And you know how to do laundry. I have seen you separate whites and colors. Please continue, and on a regular basis. And do yours, no one else’s. Do a person’s laundry once, s/he won’t smell for a week; teach that person to do laundry, you’re off the hook forever.

Money, money, money. Use it wisely, know in your hearts that it is neither a deep nor free flowing resource. Pay for what you need rather than whatever you want (trust me, Want will show up ready to party, and it will whisper all sorts of ideas that sound good). And don’t be the Big Moneybags on campus, treating your friends with either your food card or cash; at the end of the semester, you will wind up either very skinny or begging Mom to send funds.

Also, be a money ninja. No one needs to know where you keep your money, which pocket your wallet is in, how much cheese is in that wallet, etc. and when you take cash out in public, casually look around and do it someplace where it will not call attention. Polonius was also right about borrowing or lending money; don’t do it. The cash disappears along with the friendship.

He was also on point about fights. You two are not trouble makers, but some people in college will be. Avoid them, even if it means leaving the place they are. But if you find yourself in a fight, do your very best to make sure the person attacking you remembers that he was in a fight with you. Don’t worry about “rules” just survive and move on (eyes, throat, balls make good targets).

Polonius’ final point makes me so confidant that you will flourish in college: “To your own self be true.” You do that very well already. As a result, you are never liars, never fake, never take advantage of others, never cheat, never steal, never bully. You are good men over whom I should not lose sleep. But I will, because, unfortunately, the world isn’t full of people like you. If it was, it would be paradise.

I love and am proud of you every second of every day, and I am here for you always. Always.

Go become….

Love,

Dad

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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My best blogs – Learning from Stan Lee

As the year ends, I am reviewing past blogs, offering some of what I consider my most efficient, both to give these a second chance at and audience, and to focus my efforts for 2014. I hope you enjoy them. Please let me know if this works for you as a year end exercise.

I am starting a series of blogs recounting lessons I’ve learned from big time writers. Since the mega-blockbuster film “Marvel’s The Avengers” returns to theaters this weekend to end the summer like we began it, I am going to start with Stan Lee, the co-creator, with Jack Kirby, of The Avengers, Iron Man, Thor, Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, and so many more that he should be considered on par with Walt Disney himself.

I interviewed Stan the Man when I was just 15 years old, in the mid 1970’s. I was part of my high school lit magazine and the supervising teacher decided he wanted to do an issue without drippy teen heartbreak poems. Instead he wanted to create a magazine about New York; everything had to be linked to New York. When I suggested that the most creative guy in New York City was Stan Lee, the teacher smiled. “But how are you going to interview him?” I said I would just call him. The teacher chuckled and dared me to do it.

So I did. I got the number for Marvel Comics, called and asked for “Stan Lee, please.” I got his secretary instead, and she could tell immediately that I was just a kid. But she didn’t hang up. She was great, pleasantly explaining that Stan was busy at the moment, and asking when my deadline was. “In three months,” I said. She laughed, “Well, you’ve got me there, haven’t you? Let’s see if I can pencil you in.”

To my surprise, and the teacher’s shock, she gave me an appointment. On that date, I called, my five questions laid out before me. And Stan Lee actually got on the phone!

Here’s lesson number one from The Man: never let yourself get too big, too self-important. Here was a writer, creator, editor, publisher at the height of his power, in the midst of changing an entire creative genre, and he did an interview with a teenager for a school magazine. Smallest possible audience imaginable, and he made time for me. How can we as writers do less?

Even more impressive, Stan Lee did that interview in full Stan Lee mode. He was energetic and positive, gracious and lively – for a fifteen year old. Over the years I have seen dozens of interviews with Stan, and have seen him at comic cons. You know what? He delivers every time with that same positive energy and lively grace.

And that’s lesson number two: give it your all, every single time, no matter the pay off. His generosity has stayed with me all these years, and I have modeled my public behavior after his obvious love for what he is doing.

If you truly want to be a successful writer, or, honestly, a successful anything, Stan Lee’s example is worth following.

Excelsior, indeed.

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Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.</em

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On Marriage: 27 Years later, it is Still About The Girl

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Twenty-seven years ain’t a drop in the bucket, brothers and sisters, unless you are Cher, Joan Rivers, or Bill Cosby. Being married for 27 years, well, not everyone makes it this far. Doesn’t make me better or worse (yes, I know some of you are SURE it makes me “worse”), it is just part of what makes me, well, me. Or, more correctly, we.

The Wife has kept at this for 27 years, too, of course. Please don’t hold it against her, everyone has their flaws. And anyone looking for a love song, fairy tale, or romance novel can slip out the back door now. We’re discussing real love not romance. And real love bruises as much as it blesses. Rough times included issues of money, anger, religion (in the same religion!), child-rearing, and possible pre-meditated murder (I suspect she’s spent years paying my life insurance while trying to kill me with mountains of pasta).

So, how are we still together?

Good question. So much of our marriage makes little sense, is bad business, or seems to throw caution to the wind. We are so different: The Wife is quiet, and settled in her ways, and confident in her decisions, and does not like to argue. I am often loud, and often unsettled (I rewrite my non-fiction life at least as much as I do my fiction), and am confident in my decisions … until I decide my decisions are wrong and present a new set of decisions. And I love to argue. Arguing is a family past time, an ethnic legacy, a geographical imperative (we come from The Bronx). And so, I love to argue.

But she does not. And she grew up in The Bronx too. So maybe it wasn’t that. And her ethnicity is known to argue, but she doesn’t. So maybe it wasn’t that, to be honest. And her family didn’t need to pass the time arguing, so maybe that wasn’t so key, either.

Maybe it was me.

I am loud and argumentative (and love it), and yet she stayed with me. For 27 years. Maybe she has been nuts all this time

Except, she believed in me.

What a revelation that was. She believed in me despite my near infinite flaws. She wanted me to write. And she read me. For years. Before I knew what good looked like. Before Elmore Leonard. Before Walter Mosley. Before Richard Price, and before so many more. And she quietly, calmly, sweetly, and with a ridiculously seductive voice, kept urging me to keep writing. And reading. And spending time on my dream. Our dream. She believed in it, too. Holy sh#%! She believed in me!

Sounds kind of one-sided, I know. What does she get out of the deal? A performance for one, to start. Every joke, observation, epiphany, story idea, political concern, moral outrage, I say them to her first. And I know that can overwhelm, but over the last couple of years, I learned to even shut up once in awhile and give her some space. And channel my passions (which look a lot like anger, I’ve been told), and focus my energies (which look a lot like anger, I’ve been told), and not get lost in thought (which looks a lot like anger, I’ve been told). All of it has improved the writing. Publishers aren’t pounding down the door, and I haven’t hit best seller status, but my work has earned a few accolades, and people have begun saying nice things, and she was there before any of them.

That’s why I write. And breathe. And live.

You see, it’s about a girl. Always has been.

Even after 27 years. Even after having to figure out money together. And kids. And each other (still working on all of these, lol). And how to write. And how to publish. And how to promote (still learning all of these, especially that last one). We’ve learned together, grown together, created everything together. I suspect she does it as an act of
mercy. I know I do it for her. This has all been an elaborate scheme to woo her.

You see, it’s all about a girl. Always has been. And always will be.

Twenty-seven years. It’s a real fine start….

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.</em

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Mark Twain’s Nine Steps for a Kickass Life

I want to share a great article and a great personal checklist, for both writers and non-writers, from one of America’s best.

However, I do not want to rob the location where I saw it of deserved hits, so here’s the link.

http://thispageisaboutwords.com/mark-twains-top-9-tips-living-kick-ass-life/

I’d love to know which step you need to work on the most. What do you say?

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.</em

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