On Writing: A Reality Check From Richard Price

Richard Price, author of literate bestsellers including Clockers, Freedomland, Samaritan and Lush Life, screenplays including Sea of Love and The Color of Money, and notable work on The Wire and NYC22, is the consummate New York writer. His dialogue crackles with life, his descriptions are short and sharp, his pacing struts with an urban bop and is definitely strapped at all times.

I met him once, way back in the 1980s, and he taught me three things about writing that I carry to this day.

I was asked by then Bronx Borough President Fernando Ferrer’s office to work on the 250th anniversary of The Bronx. I had helped get the New Voices of Freedom to perform, and my reward was escorting E.L. Doctorow through the ceremony.

I read or retread everything the esteemed author wrote, luxuriating in his elongated sentences, drinking up his sweeping descriptions, and his chronicling of a New York of the past. On the day of the ceremony, I was ready to discuss literature, writing, New York … and when he arrived, Doctorow walked right by me to a member of Ferrer’s staff whose absolutely killer legs were waiting at the top of the stairs. Frankly, knowing her intelligence, grace, and beauty, I couldn’t blame Doctorow for his choice.

As a consolation prize, they handed me Richard Price. I panicked. I had studied Doctorow; I only knew one Price novel, The Wanderers, his first, and the low budget film made from it and shot in The Bronx. Luckily, my brother Soupy and half the student population of Columbus High School had been extras in that film, so at least I could break the ice.

Price was incredibly gracious, sitting with me in the audience and overlooking my obvious ignorance about his other novels or his screenplays, including an Academy Award nomination for The Color of Money. I eventually confessed that I, too, wanted to write novels someday. He immediately offered the first lesson, “It’s a long, lonely road.”

This startled me, but Price explained that the practical reality is that writing is almost always an individual effort. It takes being able to shut the rest of your life away, sit yourself down, and write it all out.

Yeah, I know this sounds stupendously obvious, but for an accomplished author to look me in the eye and let me see him acknowledge the journey did two things. First, it made that journey real to me. Price’s words washed away the romantic notions of writing, and reduced writing to an actual activity that is realistically doable. Second, seeing that author say those words helped me see myself actually doing it. The process was no longer shrouded in mystery for me. There was no magic secret. You just had to sit down and work.

The second lesson came a little later in the ceremony, when my older brother Barney arrived. I introduced him to Price and informed the author that my brother was (at the time) in the NYPD working with Bronx Narcotics. The words had barely left my mouth and I no longer existed. Price went right to work, interviewing him, discussing The Job and the city’s drug culture. I actually moved so they could sit together.

Turns out he was researching Clockers at the time, and my brother came this close to being an advisor on the book, until Price met a guy in Jersey who provided him even more access.

Seeing the writer at work was an entirely unexpected learning experience. Price immersed himself, jumping at an opportunity to learn more, research more, prepare. Here was a guy ready to work 24/7. I never forgot that, as my wife, who has spent a ridiculous amount of time waiting for me to finish talking to someone or research something, can attest.

The last lesson came when he did a reading. No flourish, no song and dance, he simply acknowledged the audience, opened his material, and spellbound an entire auditorium in the familiar diction and natural beats of New York living. His prose crackled with a pulse I recognized as home.

In that moment, he became one of my all-time favorite writers, and I have exhilarated in and studied all of his writing since. Sure, Doctorow was impressive too that day, but in his slightly distant, professorial way. Price was alive, and real, and touched right where I lived. To this day I want to be that kind of writer.

And that, my friends, is solid gold.

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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On Writing: Learning from The Big Boys – Stan Lee

I am starting a series of blogs recounting lessons I’ve learned from big time writers. Since the mega-blockbuster film “Marvel’s The Avengers” returns to theaters this weekend to end the summer like we began it, I am going to start with Stan Lee, the co-creator, with Jack Kirby, of The Avengers, Iron Man, Thor, Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, and so many more that he should be considered on par with Walt Disney himself.

I interviewed Stan the Man when I was just 15 years old, in the mid 1970’s. I was part of my high school lit magazine and the supervising teacher decided he wanted to do an issue without drippy teen heartbreak poems. Instead he wanted to create a magazine about New York; everything had to be linked to New York. When I suggested that the most creative guy in New York City was Stan Lee, the teacher smiled. “But how are you going to interview him?” I said I would just call him. The teacher chuckled and dared me to do it.

So I did. I got the number for Marvel Comics, called and asked for “Stan Lee, please.” I got his secretary instead, and she could tell immediately that I was just a kid. But she didn’t hang up. She was great, pleasantly explaining that Stan was busy at the moment, and asking when my deadline was. “In three months,” I said. She laughed, “Well, you’ve got me there, haven’t you? Let’s see if I can pencil you in.”

To my surprise, and the teacher’s shock, she gave me an appointment. On that date, I called, my five questions laid out before me. And Stan Lee actually got on the phone!

Here’s lesson number one from The Man: never let yourself get too big, too self-important. Here was a writer, creator, editor, publisher at the height of his power, in the midst of changing an entire creative genre, and he did an interview with a teenager for a school magazine. Smallest possible audience imaginable, and he made time for me. How can we as writers do less?

Even more impressive, Stan Lee did that interview in full Stan Lee mode. He was energetic and positive, gracious and lively – for a fifteen year old. Over the years I have seen dozens of interviews with Stan, and have seen him at comic cons. You know what? He delivers every time with that same positive energy and lively grace.

And that’s lesson number two: give it your all, every single time, no matter the pay off. His generosity has stayed with me all these years, and I have modeled my public behavior after his obvious love for what he is doing.

If you truly want to be a successful writer, or, honestly, a successful anything, Stan Lee’s example is worth following.

Excelsior, indeed.

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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A Guy’s Menopause Survival Guide

I love my wife. That needs to be said first, if we are going to do any good here today at all.

I love my wife and she is going through menopause. As a result, I am learning a lot. And I’m here to tell every guy out there what he needs to know to survive, er, assist, um, be there for his beloved during this challenging time.

The following isn’t for all men. Lots of them run, flee, “work late,” paint the ceiling, fix unbroken pipes, fall asleep while watching the game, or use other lame strategies to avoid dealing with life with the wife.

Those men are cowards.

I’m talking to the brave souls who hang in there, engage, share the experience, try to help.

You know, the dreamers.

Those men need to know a few things. Here we go:

1) Your wife will experience hot flashes. That’s when she feels like she’s bursting into flame, roasting from inside out. Think Johnny Storm, the Human Torch, without the calm or snappy one liners.

You need to understand that you cannot help here. You cannot predict, schedule, expect, plan for, or narrow down when these happen. You cannot even fathom what the experience is like. If men experienced even one hot flash, we’d be running around in our tightie whities, screaming like Will Ferrell in Talledega Nights.

But she will plan accordingly, so prepare to be cold. It might be Christmas Eve, girlfriend will have the air conditioner on full blast. Bring extra clothes. Especially at bedtime. She will be in her lightest sleepwear, tossing off the covers, turning up the AC. You will be wearing a hoodie, sweats, gloves, and three pairs of socks. Deal with it. Most of us do not lose the nose to frost bite.

And whatever you do, avoid sleeping elsewhere. She will interpret this as abandonment, the end of your marriage, adultery, or worse, she’ll get used to it, and you will never get back in that bed. Ever.

2) She will experience memory loss. Get used to repeating things.

And never, ever make the mistake of trying to exploit this. The love of your life might forget to pick up milk, where she parked, or where her house keys are, she may spend time looking for the glasses on her head, or the coffee mug in her hand, but she WILL NOT forget where you are, who you are allegedly with, what you should be doing, or when you are supposed to be home.

Cross that line at your own risk, brother.

3) She will be emotional at times; all of them will be unpredictable.

How do you handle it? Remember seeing that movie that time when the soldier finds he’s wandered into the middle of a minefield? Handle it like he did. But one more thing. Remember his buddy, the one who got cocky and blew his own legs off genitalia and all? You’ve been warned.

4) She will gain weight.

Do not, under any circumstance, acknowledge this. Ever. Here’s the way out:

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

“I think it looks good on you, but will look better around your ankles.”

You’re welcome.

My work here is done, gentlemen. Ignore my advice at your peril. Good luck to you all.

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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Parenting: Hulk Smash, or War of the Dads

As a Dad-in-Progress, I am always working to improve my parenting skills. Okay, that’s code for “I am a worrier who obsesses on whether I am doing all I can for my sons, and as a result, I tend to do too much and then wind up looking silly.”

A lot of us have been there, or are there right now, no matter how cool we pretend to be. And some of us multi-task our worries. I am a father of twin 16-year-old boys. Lots of potential for concern. But honestly, they aren’t the problem, i am.

See, I have different sides to my Dadness. There is Rational Dad, who is in control most of the time, Warrior Dad, who wants to go to battle for my sons’ best interests, and Worrier Dad, who obsesses about every detail of their lives beyond any measure of good judgment. The problem is Worrier Dad fuels Warrior Dad, they gang up on Rational Dad, and then I find myself in one of my sons’ rooms in mid-ranting speech.

And it can happen at any time, like Bruce Banner’s potential to turn into the Hulk.

Here’s a snapshot of Worrier Dad right at this moment:

1) Are my sons’ grades good enough to attract colleges? Have I held my expectations high enough? Are they too high? How high is too high? Am I high right now to ask these questions?

2) Are they considering the right college major for their talents? Should a guy who initially went to college to major in Rock Star really have a say in this?

3) How the Hell are we going to finance two college tuitions? Is bank robbery a viable option?

4) Are they taking their SATs seriously? Should I push them? Have I pushed them too much so now they hate and fear the SATs? Do I hate and fear the SATs? (Ummm, yes.)

5) How is their social life? Do I push them to date more? Less? Do I hang back and not get involved because it is their business? Are they experienced enough to succeed socially in college? Should I ask their Uncle Mikey to set them up with those friendly girls from that bachelor party?

6) One guy’s working a crappy teenage job, the other is laying on the floor memorizing ESPN. Is the working guy working too much? Is Dr. ESPN not working enough? How do chores fit in fairly?

7) Lots of kids their age are out drinking at parties. My guys are not. Do I rejoice in their moral turpitude? Do I cringe that they may be crippling their social standing because Dad is a strict jerk? Should I even be looking this gift horse in the mouth?

8) What the Hell is going on in their rooms? It looks like their drawers vomited up all the clothes they own. Should I hire armed guards to keep them in there until they clean up? Or should I just pitch a new version of The Odd Couple featuring Oscar and Oscar?

9) They bicker a lot. Are they going to be close as adults? Should we have had more kids for me to obsess over? Would that have attracted the attention of Child Services?

10) is Xbox ruining their cognitive skills? Are they reading enough? Do they sleep too much? Not enough? Eat too much junk? Not enough asparagus? Do they get enough exercise? Are they ready for a zombie apocalypse?

Yeah, that’s about five seconds in my brain. And if I am not careful, any one of those thoughts can expand and I will find myself upstairs in their room trying to “address the issue.” Hulk smash.

But here’s the thing. In my moments of clarity, I know my sons are solidly moral, upstanding citizens. What more can any parent expect? And this is the thought that brings me back to Earth.

It is okay for us to worry; it is in our parental DNA. The key is to look at your children objectively, or at least honestly, or with the help of the sane partner in the relationship (in this case, my wife).

Use the Worrier Dad to fuel calm discussions from Rational Dad, not scorched earth campaigns from Warrior Dad, and be willing to actively laugh when one of the goofier sides of you threatens to Hulk out. If you can do this, the offspring will always benefit from your extra effort.

And that’s the goal, isn’t it? Hulk smile fondly at him kids.

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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On Pop Culture: Who Warner Bros. Should Really Get to Direct Justice League

Warner Brothers came soooooooo close to solving their comic book movie credibility problem. And they still have a chance to get it right, with one phone call.

This week Marvel announced Joss Whedon would be writing and directing Avengers II and developing a television series about Marvel characters leading up to that film. Geeks across the globe squealed in delight.

In a move that seemed by many to be timed to deflect attention away from the Whedon announcement, Warner Brothers, which owns DC Comics, was reported as wanting Ben Affleck to direct their Justice League film.

It has been reported already that Affleck has already or is going to pass.

This Affleck flirtation actually sets up an intriguing opportunity for Warner Brothers to select the one man who might actually be able to compete with for pop culture coolness:

…wait for it ….

Kevin Smith.

Hey, stop laughing.

Seriously, think about what Kevin Smith could bring to the DC movie franchise table:

1) popularity with a huge portion of the summer blockbuster demographic,

2) experience as a big budget director (okay, some experience),

3) a sense of humor (I love Christopher Nolan, but humor wasn’t big on his agenda),

And most importantly,

4) a lifetime love and encyclopedic knowledge of comics and why they work.

Some will say Smith has no experience with huge budget films. I love Joss Whedon, but until The Avengers neither did he. Yes, Whedon had action experience from his years on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly/em>, Serenity, and Dollhouse, but none of them had a budget anywhere near The Avengers. Whedon, adapted, worked his ass off, and proved to Hollywood what his cult of worshippers already knew.

Smith has a similar, but not identical history. Sure, he doesn’t have years of action directing like Whedon, but he does have over 20 years of cult following for popular, enduring films that continue to find new followers, especially with the college crowd.

Jay and Silent Bob are iconic characters that have flourished in film, comics, and on the college circuit.

Looking for other reason to take Smith seriously? His “Secret Stash” comic book stores tie him in more closely to the comic community, as does his cable show and podcast Comic Book Men.

Again like Whedon, he also has deep roots in the comic book industry via his career as a very popular comic book writer, including successful runs on both Marvel and DC titles. Add to this practical experience working on comic and/or action flicks including Daredevil, Live Free or Die Hard, and Cop Out in addition to his own directing career, and Smith’s resume shows him as having much to offer.

Some will say Kevin Smith was criticized for Cop Out because he reportedly smoked too much pot on that project. For this, Smith wouldn’t just give up pot, he’d give up food, water, and air. Why? Because Kevin Smith knows what an opportunity this would be. Better still, he’s dreamed it his whole life. He knows how special these films can be.

With the very notable exception of Nolan’s classic Batman trilogy, what DC project was ever both very successful and taken seriously? None. Why? Because the execs at Warner Brothers have never really “gotten” comics. They are sitting on a gold mine they never demonstrated they understand, have spent 70-something years looking down on, and have no clue how to approach.

Kevin Smith does.

Let me type that again.

Kevin. Smith. Does.

Ever read a bootleg of his Superman Lives script? Perfect calling card for this argument, because Smith nails the characters, the action, the DC world. Look it up.

Warner Brothers shouldn’t just offer Kevin Smith Justice League, they should make him a key member of DC Films (okay, first They should form and finance a Warner Brothers subsidiary called DC Films, then hire Smith to run it). Ask him to put a team together that “got” DC Comics, DC heroes, and could actually make cool pop culture films. Include DC’s top writer Geoff Johns, and the animated series guys, including Paul Dini and Bruce Timm. That team, much like the Marvel Films creative development team that includes Brian Michael Bendis, Joe Quesada, etc., would create projects to rival Marvel’s output.

If Warner Brothers did this, every one would luxuriate in a win-win situation; cool Marvel films and cool DC films! Some of us would get second jobs to afford multiple viewings of all the classic films that would pour forth as Smith’s team tried to out cool Whedon’s team and vice versa.

It would be geek nirvana.

Only problem is, Warner Brothers doesn’t get it. They will look at Smith’s financial track record, forget he was mostly an independent filmmaker without huge blockbuster budgets, and they’ll sneer, or they will look at Cop Out, and forget that wasn’t Smith’s script, and he didn’t have free reign to really go for it from the starting line, and they’ll sneer.

Warner Brothers will sneer like they sneered at Whedon’s script for Wonder Woman (and look how well that worked out for them), and they won’t give an intriguing choice a chance.

Unless, a lot of us make a lot of noise…..

Comments, anyone?

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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How to Tell If The Spouse Loves You

The marriage arena is a dangerous subject to write about, I know. Big risk of ticking someone off no matter what I do. Lean too much toward the husbands, the wives will charge gender bias; too much toward the wives, the guys will call me soft.

So today, I have a little for everybody. Color me a naive romantic, but in my experience, most couples are doing okay. Is every relationship perfect? That’s an insane expectation derived from night time soaps and drunken, bitterly alone friends. No one has the perfect relationship. So let’s dial it back a little, to somewhere closer to reality.

Here’s how to tell if your spouse loves you.

Guys, you know your wife loves you if:

1) You wake up in the morning, period.

(Men are so annoying in general, it is amazing we are not slaughtered in our sleep as a rule. So, if you wake up tomorrow, and you’re not dead, score!)

2) You have ever made it through any sporting event, at all, post-nuptials.

(Yes, there are other important things going on in the world, including her mother, but if it is tie score in the bottom of the ninth, and she just lets you be, remain in quiet awe for days.)

3) You don’t have to answer plot questions during the 47th viewing of Die Hard.

(Guys, if she knows who John McClane is, and gets him, love her forever.)

4) If you have NEVER been asked to hold her pocketbook.

(Retention of manhood is important. If she recognizes that, it should inspire you to worship her.)

And that’s it. Men, what more do we really want? Seriously.

Ladies, you know your husband loves you if:

1) He’s still there in the morning, period.

(Men flee. Sure, we are supposedly brave at all times, but at a certain point — when the T Rex shows up in Jurassic Park, when the apes go hunting on their planet, when the British pursues Washington throughout most of the northeast colonies, when your mother moves in — that even the most brave and loyal of us will turn tail. So if you wake up in the morning and he’s still there, score! … Kind of.)

2) He sits through even one chick flick.

(Look, even Superman can’t spend the evening wearing Kryptonite. Everyone has their limitations. If he overcomes his for even one night, hold onto that man!)

3) He acts sort of like an adult when you get him to go shopping with you.

(This should be attempted carefully, based entirely upon how much he whines and cries and feigns a ruptured spleen the first time you ask him. But if he does go with you, and acts at least 16 years old, he deserves your love.)

4) If you have NEVER been asked to have sex somewhere stupid.

(Wait, all of us have already screwed this up, haven’t we? Damn, women ALWAYS get the short end of the stick! And any men who think that was a stinging pun, well if the stump fits….)

4, second attempt) If your man ever tries to make the bed, vacuum, or do the shopping to surprise you.

(Yes, the bed will look terrible, the vacuuming will be half-done, the shopping will be mostly pretzels, beer, cereal, and steak, but any attempt to help shows promise. Just think, after years of tutoring and patience, you might only have to redo half of it.)

Moral of the Blog:

So, if your spouse has achieved any of these, relax in the knowledge that you are loved, and as imperfect as s/he may be, the essence of that spouse is sincere and worth keeping around.

I truly hope this has reduced each gender’s urge to commit domestic murder around the globe.

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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On Writing: Why Smartphones Are A Writer’s New Best Friend

I used to plan out and gather ideas for novels and screenplays on index cards. Great system. One idea per card. The lined side was for the idea, be it bits of dialogue, character, setting, or whatever else came to mind. The other side was notes or comments. I consistently walked around with three pens (lest one run dry) and a stack of index cards in my pocket. Family members used to tease me about it, and everybody turned to me when they needed to write anything down. These index cards were my creative lifeline, and I even paid tribute to them in my first novel, City of Woe.

When I had a stack, I would spread them on the largest floor surface in my home, and like a puzzle, switch the order of the cards around until the story took shape. Then I would start typing them into a computer file, and subsequently, each idea would be expanded into character moments, dialogue, scenes, or chapters, until i had a draft of my novel or screenplay.

Great method, and I don’t miss it at all. I no longer use pens or index cards. Now all the ideas for my writing go into my smartphone, no muss, no fuss, no squishing or losing or smudging of ideas. Every once in a while I email a bunch to myself and save it to a file, then play puzzle onscreen, cutting and pasting the deals into a usable order like I did with the cards on the rug. One extra benefit is the ideas are now already in a format I can readily edit and manipulate. This saves the step of retyping, and draws less stares than whipping out a stack of cards and writing notes in public.

The best thing about this method is that most of you already have the notepad or notes app on your phones. Nothing new to purchase, no new program to learn, just tap it open and start getting your ideas down in a usable form.

Try it, and as long as you email a copy to yourself every once I awhile, you won’t lose anything and will be a crucial step closer to writing your dream.

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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The Dark Knight Rises: Huge Plots Hole or Sharp Political Commentary?

Christopher Nolan’s superb The Dark Knight Rises has been simmering in my brain since watching the trilogy on July 19 and experiencing the final film at midnight, unaware of the tragedy unfolding in Aurora, Colorado. I have held back the following thoughts out of respect for the victims of that sad madman, but they persist, in part because one intriguing problem in the film was echoed in that event.

There seems to be a huge plot hole in the film. (SPOILER ALERT: don’t read any further is you are one of the 17 people who still haven’t seen the film) The problem emerges as we watch a significant number of the citizens of Gotham revolt, seemingly joining and/or following Bane’s call to “take back Gotham” from the rich and corrupt and greedy and powerful. Okay, in today’s economy, in the politically fractured atmospheres in many countries, we can recognize a rising desire to see some sort of revolutionary justice take hold.

However, the plot hole exists because Gotham’s citizens do this after witnessing Bane blowing up their beloved Gotham Bandits football team, field, opponents and all. Worse, they embrace Bane’s message after witnessing him snapping the neck of the one man who identifies himself as being able to dismantle a nuclear weapon ticking towards detonation.

A reasonable thinker must recognize that no right-thinking society would ever follow such madness, and so … huge plot hole. How could Nolan make such a disastrous mistake? How could a genius filmmaker miss this gigantic flaw in logic, this monstrous lack of common sense?

Because it is all around us.

Let’s just use American society as an example. Look at Facebook, where every day, that’s right every day people we are friends with post outrageous exaggerations or downright lies about the President of the United States and his political opponent. According to posts by supposedly sane people, President Obama is a do nothing, greedy, wasteful, lying, corrupt, terroristic illegal alien who lies about his true religion, and his opponent Mitt Romney is a spoiled, incompetent, stupefyingly ignorant robot who sends American jobs abroad, hides billions in offshore accounts, ripped off his own fortune, and plans to do the same to this country. Are these the arguments of a rational populace? If any of this was actually true, what kind of a society would seriously consider such villains as viable candidates?

Worse, we accept outrageous behavior from our elected officials on both sides of the aisle, abide by a journalistic climate where “the truth” is sculpted by corporate policy, embrace an advertising climate that urges us to eat and drink to excess until we damage our health, at which point we consume copious amounts of drugs to at least cosmetically address the problem, spend more than we can afford, drive vehicles much bigger than we need that guzzle a resource which is quickly running out, adding to a poisoning of the air we breathe and blowing holes in the atmosphere that protects us from bursting into flames … all while allegedly intelligent leaders of our country actively deny any of this is actually happening.

Additionally, we live in a society where a sizable portion of our allegedly right-thinking people insist that we have an inalienable right to own assault weapons, even after catastrophes like the Aurora tragedy. And millions of dollars of lobbying money will be spent in the coming weeks to get politicians to publicly agree with this madness.

In a very real way, we are the citizens of Gotham following Bane after he has committed mass murder and doomed us all.

Plot hole or sharp social/political commentary? What do you say?

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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On Writing: The Odd Exhilaration of Seeing Your Book on Sale

There is one thing I feel obligated to share with all writers and every potential self-publisher, independent publisher, ebook publisher, and old-fashioned print publisher: the rush of finally seeing your book for sale makes all the work and worry worth it.

We all share the dream of being published. We all want our hard work to pay off, our vision to be offered to the world. But, alas, when we are in the depths of the writing, that rush is impossible to experience. While we are wrestling with the addicting nature of commas and adverbs and endless description, we can’t, and shouldn’t, bask in the moment of birth, when our book finally emerges onto the market.

Here’s what I offer you today: a glimpse of the finish line. Or I should say, finish lines (there are a few). You are encouraged to print this out and post it near where you write, so that when you lose energy and want to get up for a cuppa or a beer or to walk the dog, feed the cat, stretch, flee, or anything else that will delay you from finishing, you can glance over and be reminded of what you are working to accomplish.

Here goes:

1) After all the writing, proof reading, editing, and rewriting, one day you will be done. You will know it, and the glow of accomplishment will spread through you like you just reached the promised land.

2) Following a period of formatting, including designing a cover, you will load up your novel to Kindle, or Nook, or iBook, or all of the above and more, and after varying degrees of paperwork and frustration, your book will be put “in review” which is a lot like experiencing yourself or your very pregnant significant other being wheeled into a delivery room. You will realize your book is out of your hands and on its way to the world. The feeling is as thrilling as it is daunting.

3) Soon that review will end, and your novel or nonfiction work will go “live” to the public. Take a deep breath and go to the ebook store and you will see your work offered to the world. You will search for it on Amazon or Barnes and Noble, or iBook, etc., typing in your name or the title, and all at once you will see it (and you) among the pantheon of literature, genre, history, and pop culture. Go ahead, search Shakespeare, Langston Hughes, H.P. Lovecraft, J.K. Rowling, Hunter S. Thompson; they are all there. And now, so are you.

4) Next, do what so many independent publishers do; buy your own book to make sure it actually works. In a few short minutes, you will look at your work now downloaded onto your Kindle, Nook, iBook, Sony eReader, etc. and you will know, after all the diligence and dreaming, all the wrestling and wondering, that you are, in fact and indisputably, a published author.

5) Either subsequently or simultaneously (trust me, do this at the same time you are processing your ebook publications), you may be working with createspace.com or fastpencil.com to format a print on demand version of your novel. Somewhere around the middle of this process, you will receive a proof copy of your book. Take your time opening that package, making sure to be seated, because inside is your dream made flesh. Younger writers may only need the ebook experience, but most of us still live with the concept of a book as paper and ink. And when that beautifully bound organization of pages is in your hands, with your name smiling up at you like a breathtaking newborn, life changes irrevocably.

And you will never be the same.

Are there edits and adjustments throughout these processes? Yes, but they are just feedings and diaper changes. You will know in your heart and deep in your soul that you have done something that very few people in the world actually do. You finished the journey. You gave a new work to the world. You contributed to the global discussion. You participated in a way most others on this planet cannot.

Congratulations. Enjoy the glow, you earned it.

Making the world take notice of your baby, that’s a discussion for another day…

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

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On Writing: Selfpublishing Roadmap a Must for Serious Indy Authors

Writers! The world is ours!

Well, almost.

Honestly, there has never been a better time to consider independently publishing your book, be it fiction or non-fiction. Digital book sales increase every quarter. Ebook outlets expand and improve continuously. Perhaps most importantly, the taint of self-publishing as vanity press is evaporating like a powerless ghost from the past.

In fact, only two barriers remain between an author and success: doing the hard work that is required to create a work of quality and integrity, and the knowledge of what to do next. While there is no shortcut through the first one, there is a very clear and valuable roadmap to make the second extremely achievable. A self-publishing Roadmap, in fact.

Joel Friedlander, who hosts http://www.thebookdesigner.com, has created a soup-to-nuts online course appropriately entitled The Self-publisher’s Roadmap. This course offers six weeks of video instruction that is well-organized into relevant units absolutely full of support materials including articles, PDFs, links, resources, lists of contacts, interviews with key professionals, and questionnaires to guide a writer’s decision making.

It is rare that I endorse a product this freely, but I was lost as to how I would get a novel I very much believe in to potential readers, and Friedlander’s course clarified so many steps and decisions and elaborated on so many opportunities that the least I can do is share the wealth.

Go, check out http://www.selfpublishingroadmap.com, find out what’s offered, and then invest in yourself.

Christopher Ryan is author of City of Woe, available on Kindle and Nook, and in print. For more info, click here.

 

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